Cheeky Trekkers Prints

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Cow Pilot.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Coast to coast walk.

'I thought I'd copy my C.V. while the boss is out of the office!'

Classic SM.

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

Man riding a pig

Hardcore Hikers

'I'm hoping to get a rise from my boss.'

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"

"I hate the amount of packaging that food comes wrapped up in these days..."

'Your Mom's going to happy hour. Let's order pizza.'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

Skinny dipping

'Sign here please.'

'Just get us the house plonk, matey - we're litre louts,'

Oh, @%#*, not the trap again.

'Yes we are married, but not to each other.'