Fun-loving Trekkers Gifts

Hardcore Hikers

The Vineyard

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Sliding Down the Banister

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Fun with candy.

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

"Smile!"

Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.

Bear with unicycle on his car.

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"Sorry about that transporter mishap, but you'll be happy to know your luggage arrived just fine."

Euro Tunnel of Love.

'Oh crud, how am I gonna get past this guy.'

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

Mountain climber.

"Extreme Marco Polo"

"Say it’s beautiful!"

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

Worm's Wild Weekend.

Guru's Universal Answer

Life is a one trip salad bar.