Fun-loving Explorers Gifts

Bear with unicycle on his car.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Vineyard

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Polar bear bowling alley

Toy plane with pilot eject.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

The Desert Island Package

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Fossil hunting

Sliding Down the Banister

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Pubertry

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"This is it? No video?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Monkey Handshake

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Rubber Ring

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Monster chariot races

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"Boogie your socks off."