Mischievous Camper Gifts

'You do realize you're making things worse?!!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The Brothers Grime

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

A pony throws its rider.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Pants Uglifier!

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Killing Santa

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

Children playing in a library

'We were mud wrestling.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.