Mischievous Mapper Gifts

'Somebody must be watching us.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

The Phantom Of The Garden

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

A pony throws its rider.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Misery lit...

Directions.

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Law Books

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"You're getting better."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Lawn mower breaking kit

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

Lawn service conspiracy.

'You do realize you're making things worse?!!'

Catching an angel...

'I always give the shy guys a 'booster shot'.'