Mischievous Map Reader Gifts

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Prostate: 51st State

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Can I have a look at the map?

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Sat-Nav for Men

'So much for your internal compass.'

"You have reached the edge of town."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

London map drawn from memory.

A series of Exit signs.

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

"This must be Easter Island!"

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.