Mischievous Map Reader Gifts

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Can I have a look at the map?

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'So much for your internal compass.'

Sat-Nav for Men

London map drawn from memory.

A series of Exit signs.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"This must be Easter Island!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'