Map-reading Maverick Gifts

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Fishing direction sign.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Can I have a look at the map?

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"You are here"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Geography class - UR Here.

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?