Modern Map Reader Gifts

“So much for Google Maps.”

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Sister Cities

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."