Reading Maps Gifts

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"You are still here."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."