Map-reading Minimalist Gifts

Walker asking for directions

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Can I have a look at the map?

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"You are here"

'So much for your internal compass.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Geography class - UR Here.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

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'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'