Map Reading Gifts

The Grand Scheme.

After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,

You were here, now you are lost.

You Are Here

'You are supposed to be here.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'We're supposed to be going to Cornwall! That sign back there said 'Welcome to Scotland'!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

'This lake looked a whole lot bigger on the map.'

There's a fork in the road.

Polar Sovereignty?

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

A man asks for directions

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

Directory: You are here

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

Hospital Directory: You are supposed to be here.

Vasco da Gama

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Descartes School of Philosophy.