Map Reading Mugs

The Grand Scheme.

After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,

You were here, now you are lost.

You Are Here

'You are supposed to be here.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'We're supposed to be going to Cornwall! That sign back there said 'Welcome to Scotland'!'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

There's a fork in the road.

Polar Sovereignty?

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

'This lake looked a whole lot bigger on the map.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

A man asks for directions

Vasco da Gama

US Winter Weather Map.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

Erie was once in New York, Maine used to be part of Massachusetts and West Virginia was carved out of Virginia. Ah, "altered states"!

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."

Man lost looking at city map.

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"