Mischievous Mapper Pillows

'Somebody must be watching us.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

The Phantom Of The Garden

A pony throws its rider.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Misery lit...

Directions.

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Killing Santa

Law Books

Children playing in a library

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

'You do realize you're making things worse?!!'

Catching an angel...

'I always give the shy guys a 'booster shot'.'

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'