Mischievous Adventurer Pillows

Brown Water Rafting.

Children playing in a library

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Meowlzebub

A pony throws its rider.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Misery lit...

Law Books

Killing Santa

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

Watch for Children.

Naughtymonks Skullpoke

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

Painting into a corner.

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'You'll pay for this.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

Cat burglar.

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'