Mischievous Adventurer Pillows

Brown Water Rafting.

Children playing in a library

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

A pony throws its rider.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Misery lit...

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Killing Santa

Law Books

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Watch for Children.

Naughtymonks Skullpoke

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

Cat burglar.

'You'll pay for this.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'