Messy Adventurer Pillows

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

Get crazy once in a while

"This will be hilarious!"

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Forgotten anything?"

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

An old lady Kitesurfing

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'