Messy Adventurer Mugs

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"This will be hilarious!"

"Where the wild things were."

Get crazy once in a while

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"Forgotten anything?"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

An old lady Kitesurfing

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'How do I know your ours?'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Fly fishing.