Muddy Adventurer Mugs

'The muck stops here!'

'How do I know your ours?'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

Wipe Your Feet

'I came back from the music festival half deaf, it turned out to be mud in my ears.'

'Nasty, right to the end!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Glastonbury. After.

Tourists

Late night teddy reading

Fish hunting for men.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Sand danger

"He's a keeper!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"