Muddy Field Adventurer Mugs

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Fly Football

"Where the wild things were."

"How's the salmon?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Playing pig

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'Hello? - Is that me?'