High-tech Camper Gifts

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Modern camping

Big RV Camping

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Living in a snow globe.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Camp Wilderness.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

Online

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

Campground Wi-fi.

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

'Hey, we are roughing it out here! Only 45 minutes of IMing a night, you hear me?'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

Camping - Fresh Air

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

Too posh to wash...

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

'We gotta go. All our batteries are dead.'