Tech-savvy Campers Gifts

"Siri, lead us in song."

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Selfie Stick

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Who can we call?"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Pan Extension Chord

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Take me to your leader. . .

Caution, Student Self-Driver

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Modern camping

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'I think its being tapped.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site