Camping Techie Gifts

Modern camping

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Selfie Stick

Dawing your Cellphone

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Living in a snow globe.

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Camp Wilderness.

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

Online

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

'We gotta go. All our batteries are dead.'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"