Outdoor Techie Gifts

'My mom wants us to stop watching cartoons and go outside. Let's take my laptop outside and watch cartoons.'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

Bird box with satellite dish.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Selfie Stick

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Modern camping

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Mower Repair

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Camp Wilderness.

Shovel your driveway?

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"Log into nature"

Head Gardener

The Farmer

Timber!