Outdoorsy Tech User Gifts

"Log into nature"

Country Bumpkin.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Selfie Stick

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Who can we call?"

Birds with Headphones

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Modern camping

Scenic selfie site

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Drone Aerodrome

Family Hiking Trip

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

Camp Wilderness.

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

Duck hunter with duck dropping bombs on him.

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'