Outdoorsy Tech User Pillows

"Log into nature"

Country Bumpkin.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Selfie Stick

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Who can we call?"

Birds with Headphones

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

Modern camping

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Scenic selfie site

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Family Hiking Trip

Drone Aerodrome

Camp Wilderness.

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Organic IPod.

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'