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Modern camping

Home Comforts

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.