Outdoorsy Gadgeteer Gifts

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Country Bumpkin.

Digital Fomo!

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Selfie Stick

"Who can we call?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Modern camping

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Scenic selfie site

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Family Hiking Trip

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

Camp Wilderness.

Drone Aerodrome

A heron wearing waders.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

"Log into nature"

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

Duck hunter with duck dropping bombs on him.

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"