Wilderness Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Selfie Stick

"Who can we call?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Modern camping

"It's an app."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Drone Aerodrome

Camp Wilderness.

"Log into nature"

'OK Steve, it's your turn to stand guard while we graze. If any predator is nearby, send us an SMS...'

Organic IPod.

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

"How do I log on?"

'And over there it looks like a vast swathe of personal data.'

'Primitive camp' has WiFi.

"They adapted remarkably well to an urban environment."

"I spotted his selfie stick!"

"There's another tree with a phone charger. Apparently, Mother Nature is adapting to our need for technology."

Home Comforts

Robot squirrel chasing nuts.

Otter

A Lazy Hunter.

I recently went fishing for the first time, but it was a complete bust. I didn