Tech-savvy Outdoor Enthusiast Gifts

A Lazy Hunter.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Selfie Stick

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Who can we call?"

Birds with Headphones

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Modern camping

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Camp Wilderness.

Drone Aerodrome

A heron wearing waders.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"Log into nature"

'OK Steve, it's your turn to stand guard while we graze. If any predator is nearby, send us an SMS...'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

'Wait a minute...you know I can't enjoy any experience until I've added dramatic flourishes and posted it on Facebook.'

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

The Cursor Tree.