Techie Outdoorsman Gifts

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Selfie Stick

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Who can we call?"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'This duck call works too well.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

Modern camping

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"So there's my rifle!"

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.