Outdoor Techie T-Shirts

'My mom wants us to stop watching cartoons and go outside. Let's take my laptop outside and watch cartoons.'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

Bird box with satellite dish.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Selfie Stick

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Modern camping

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Mower Repair

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Camp Wilderness.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Log into nature"

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

The Farmer

Head Gardener

Timber!

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.