Outdoorsy Techie T-Shirts

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Selfie Stick

Dawing your Cellphone

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Who can we call?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Modern camping

Scenic selfie site

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Drone Aerodrome

Camp Wilderness.

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

"Log into nature"

Unplugging and going outside

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

Duck hunter with duck dropping bombs on him.