Outdoorsy Techie T-Shirts

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Selfie Stick

"Who can we call?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Modern camping

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Scenic selfie site

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

Drone Aerodrome

Camp Wilderness.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

"Log into nature"

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

Unplugging and going outside

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

Duck hunter with duck dropping bombs on him.

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'