Traveling Techie Gifts

'When I said we were looking for vacation hotspots we meant wi-fi hotspots.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Birds with Headphones

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Modern camping

Safest Airline in The World

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Caveman at Computer

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"...and if I press this button..."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

Unplugging and going outside

BYOD issues were an even bigger problem in the 1950s.

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer