Traveling Techie Gifts

'When I said we were looking for vacation hotspots we meant wi-fi hotspots.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Moses on the web

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Birds with Headphones

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Modern camping

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Safest Airline in The World

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Caveman at Computer

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"...and if I press this button..."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

Trainspotters.

Unplugging and going outside

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer