Tech Camp Gifts

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mark Zuckerberg

Second lifeReal life.

"He's my school project for science class."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Man and Machine snoozing

"I got connected to the internet!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Modern camping

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"