Tech Festival Gifts

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Big Data Tonight

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"This kind flies around. Or do you want to rent a monotone speaker for your conference?"

Santa's elevator

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"The shopping malls made it tough. Then the plant shut down. Nowadays we mostly rely on tourism."

Digital Canvas

"Alright, little guy – I should go to sleep. I'm not going to, but I should."

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Totally useless!'

"Wow! I should have hit the escape key a long time ago!"

Nethead strip: Hypnotised by the net