Techie Nights Gifts

"Alright, little guy – I should go to sleep. I'm not going to, but I should."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

The Smartass Phone

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

One-man band - One-man office

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Recycling bin for iPads.

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'So are you seeing anyone?'

Robot with a sense of humour.

'Darling, the blogsitter's here.'

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

Satellite crashes to earth.

MOT testing

"It was love at first google."

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

WIFI connections

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'

"Gazing at the stars makes me want to search for more intelligent life partners."

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

"An echo is like a voice selfie."

"We're lucky! We don't have to learn how to spell, do math, or use maps. And with driverless cars, we won't need to learn how to drive!"

I've always been interested in the manufacture of sproket head gaskets.

"Try rebooting your computer again..."