Techie Nights Pillows

"Alright, little guy – I should go to sleep. I'm not going to, but I should."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

One-man band - One-man office

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'So are you seeing anyone?'

Robot with a sense of humour.

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

Satellite crashes to earth.

MOT testing

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

WIFI connections

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

'So, are you saying that in the future I shouldn't open any email attachments labeled, 'deadly computer virus'?'

"Gazing at the stars makes me want to search for more intelligent life partners."

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

"An echo is like a voice selfie."

"We're lucky! We don't have to learn how to spell, do math, or use maps. And with driverless cars, we won't need to learn how to drive!"

I've always been interested in the manufacture of sproket head gaskets.

"Try rebooting your computer again..."