Techie Performer Pillows

One-man band - One-man office

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Computer Music

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

It's an iphone rehearsal.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

Geek on Wheaties Box.

"Is there a dummy's guide for this book?"

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Ironing the Mouse

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Also in, the robot apocalypse."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Whats Ape