Techie Starlover Gifts

"Gazing at the stars makes me want to search for more intelligent life partners."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Is this the new input device?'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

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'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"