Techie Starlover Mugs

"Gazing at the stars makes me want to search for more intelligent life partners."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Is this the new input device?'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

The Smartass Phone

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'