Tech-dependent Camper Gifts

'We gotta go. All our batteries are dead.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Modern camping

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Living in a snow globe.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

Camp Wilderness.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'Hey, we are roughing it out here! Only 45 minutes of IMing a night, you hear me?'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

Campground Wi-fi.

Online

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

'This is a real wilderness - my cell phone won't work.'

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'