Gadget-loving Camper Gifts

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

"Hello? Yes, our heating went out. can you send a repairman?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The Brothers Grime

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

Pan Extension Chord

"Mine's camper."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Modern camping

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Young MacDonald

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Living in a snow globe.

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

Camp Wilderness.

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

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