Digital Nomad Camper Gifts

'Hey, we are roughing it out here! Only 45 minutes of IMing a night, you hear me?'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The World Wide Web.

Cellphone Islands

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

WiFi Signals

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Computer monitor for a head.

"Now you can send it."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'