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Building a Shelter

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Bear Recycling.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."