Minimalist Camper T-Shirts

'I've finally paid off the mortgage.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'Camping has made our relationship so much more in tents!'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"All I have is tofu."

'SHOP!!!'

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Camping - Fresh Air

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

'I don't like roughing it...'

Traveling Lite...Flights.

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

"Summer is the worst time to pioneer!"