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'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Building a Shelter

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Local, free-range bug juice.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Camping - Fresh Air

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."