Beach Camper T-Shirts

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Building a Shelter

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Portable Homes

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Hot Dog Stand.

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

I love Horror Films

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'