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Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'We'll never catch anything if they see that frying pan.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Worst case of buck fever I've ever seen!'

'Ok, if I adjust that sleep number there, buddy?'

Bear Recycling.

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

How to deal with a wild bear...

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Campground Conductor

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

Portable Homes

Campground Wi-fi.