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"At last, just me and nature."

Glastonbury. After.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Pigeon Little

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Push for Disco...

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

See you at Charing Cross!

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Campground Conductor

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Doubledecker bus stop

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Hot Rinzelophtats

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky