Urban Campers T-Shirts

'Man, competition is getting tough these days.'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Local, free-range bug juice.

The successful rubbernecker...

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Building in the countryside

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Pantomime Horse

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Rustic Campgrounds.

Ants watching human invasion.

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

City Hammock

Rural Cityscape