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The successful rubbernecker...

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Mine's camper."

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Creepy Camp Stories.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Rustic Campgrounds.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Ants watching human invasion.

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

"Tonight I'll tell scary internet tales by the glow of our smart phones."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"